I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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