So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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