Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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