you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize