The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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