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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am spending my child support on dildos

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(901): View more from Tennessee

All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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(409): View more from Texas

First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.

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(925): View more from California

He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.

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(406): View more from Montana

well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.

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(765): View more from Indiana

Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town

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