if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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