ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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