I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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