i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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