He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
