I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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