Its about making memories worth repressing
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
