Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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