they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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