dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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