idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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