Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
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