But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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