that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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