shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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