I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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