community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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