i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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