i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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