what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
