You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
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