Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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