she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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