Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize