so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
We had to coat check the pizza.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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