this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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