Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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