you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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