I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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