he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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