Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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