Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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