Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
MIDGETS
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
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