all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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