Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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