what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Do vagina's smell?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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