You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she woke up with a sticky ear
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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