This girl is more easily done than said...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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