She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Randomize
