I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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