this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
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