so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just found puke in my bra..
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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