We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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