well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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