After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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