hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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