I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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